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Anniversaries (1987)
Vikram stepped into the classroom with a turban on and announced that he was celebrating
the annual festival of "Reeshneepeeshnee". He had to use his teacher to celebrate and annointed
him with the sacred ashes of wisdom. He then placed upon his teacher's head the dung of a sacred cow.
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Books And Reading (1987)
Matthew and Vikram are eating at Barth's and Matthew asks Vikram: "I wonder who Barth thinks is going
to buy his cookbook". Vikram says: "Maybe people want a cheap way to feed their dogs". Matthew returns
with: "Vik, more like people want a cheap way to KILL their dogs". And then Barth makes Matthew eat dog food.
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Body Parts (1984)
Lisa runs into the doctor's office and says that she's "different from everybody else"
and that she "doesn't have the same parts as every one else".
The doctor asks when it was first
noticed, and she says when she was changing. The doctor gave a note to her english teacher
that said Lisa had to learn to read since she was going into the boy's locker room.
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Cooking Episode (198?)
My favourite skit comes from the cooking episode. Christine had
just baked a batch of muffins and offers them to Aladstair.
She asks him if he's going to eat them and he said
"no I ran out of bricks when I was building a wall
and these are perfect!"
L. Keenan
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Fairy Tales Episode (198?)
Another one of my favourites comes from the Fairy Tales episode.
Mrs Prevert is complaining about how she's always cooking,
cleaning and changing diapers; then she makes the fatal
error of asking Aladstair to "change his brother!"
Well, he "changes" his brother alright......Aladstair "changed"
his brother into a frog! Mrs Prevert then asks Aladstair what
he's done and Aladstair says "well, I just saved you a whole
lot of work!" Then the frog burps.
L. Keenan
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Revenge Episode (1985)
To introduce the show's topic Lisa, Christine and Alasdair
are all sitting down on the link set, and the two girls are really
mad at each other ...
Thanks to Allison
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SMELLS (1986)
Amyas is saying his prayers and Matthew is in the bed right next to him.
Amyas is saying "... God please help me to stop smelling Matthew. He smells
terrible." And when God speaks, Amyas says "Oh, Hi."
What I liked about this was that Amyas didn't seem to be surprised that God was talking
to him.
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THE WORLD (1987)
This happend in the studio, when Christine and Alasdair were doing their first script
in a foreign language. Christine said somethingand then Alasdair said "OOSH OOSH PING-O-DING"
and then the water spills on him. Alasdair asks what "OOSH OOSH PING-O-DING"
means and he gets the water again. Christine says "guess!!"
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PARTY (198?)
... on the opposite sketches they are sitting in a fancy Barth's Burgers drinking a great
milkshake called Water De Toilet! What is weird is that Barth says water and doesn't get slimed.
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BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN GETS LARYNGITIS (1986)
when Adam is storming in to the living room of the
Prevort family and playing his famous guitar solo
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MR WIZARD EXPLAINS THE UNIVERS (1986)
the "You Answer Any Question" skit, when Matthew answers senseless
questions from Mr. Prevort and get the money
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DUKES OF HAZZARD LINE UP FOR GAS (1981)
the "Everything Is Just 1 $ Today" skit,
when Kevin is getting the key to the Corvett from Barth fore
just 1 $
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